No more Ben Affleck movies.

Happy Halloween everyone!

Every good survivalist needs one of these kits in their house.  The Emergency Zombie Defense Station is freakin' awsome.  I may make one myself.  Mine might be different in that I will put in an FN-P90 w/ a few magazines instead of a shotgun.  To each his own I suppose.

As we have seen in an earlier post -  U.S. officials are taking the zombie threat seriously.  Now it seems some of our friends in Australia want to hear from their officials about the zombie threat.

Unfortunately, is seems that the zombie threat is not a popular issue among the candidates taking part in the upcoming election.

Nearly one whole week has passed and I have yet to hear a single candidate from any party say word one about the pressing, clawing, biting issue of the Undead.

It sounds like this fella has some good ideas.

Fridge magnets and national security hotlines? Bah! I ask you instead, where is my $100,000 tax-free grant for zombie-proofing the chateau? That moat's not going to dig itself, Johnny. And your gun laws don't make home defence against ol' Zed any easier you know.

Hat tip to instapundit

I won't have to work on web dev projects that suck donkey balls.

Most books and films about a zombie apocalypse focus on the negatives.  Getting eaten, fighting off undead family members, collapse of infrastructure, etc…  It is a rare thing to hear about the positive aspects of a global zombie nightmare.

This is an obviously under explored area of thought.

I have always thought it best to concentrate on the positive rather than the negative. (Although, I may not actually achieve this goal in everyday practice).  So, I'm starting a new series of posts pointing out these positive aspects so that we might count our blessings when everything else has been destroyed by the zombie apocalypse.

Upside of Z-Day #1

No more taxes!

Finally, the zombie threat is taken seriously by the government! Heh heh. I think most everyone will find this funny regardless of political affiliation.  They did a pretty good job.  Via IMAO.us